@dom_conlon @JulieCBax Don’t you dare write a limerick about my diet. Or I’ll start a riot. Erm. Does that rhyme? Nearly? Not really?

— Jonny Duddle (@duddledum) May 12, 2016

#NationalLimerickDay is providing much amusement today. On Twitter, Jonny Duddle dared me NOT to write a limerick about his diet so…

“There’s nothing much finer to eat
Than the soles at the foot of my feet,”
So said Jonny Duddle
Then stopped in a muddle
And wished that they weren’t made of meat.

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