Who killed the witch in the ditch?
Who left her head in the bed?
Who hid her hand in golden sand,
And what makes you think she’s DEAD?

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This nonsense poem is PERFECT for Halloween. To read it you must start off in a quiet voice and look around, accusingly, at everyone in the room. Then build the last line into a shout. End with a cackle and disappear in a burst of smoke or strike everyone down with boils.

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