Being a doctor is easy,
All you need is a coat.
You poke folk with a stick
Until they feel sick
Right in the back of the throat.

Being a doctor is easy,
All you need is a bag.
You can make the kids jump,
With a good solid thump,
And inject them whenever they flag.

Being a doctor is easy,
As easy as riding a bike.
You can chop off some limbs,
Or stick them with pins,
Or do whatever you like.

Being a doctor is easy,
You don’t even need to be taught.
Just prescribe all the pills
Then head for the hills,
And be sure you aren’t ever caught.

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